December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“This is the Good Man Project, and as I’ve said a time or nine, I think the...”
– Hugo Schwyzer, Why I Resigned from The Good Men Project, December 21, 2011
Dec 30th
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“‘Low impact’ does not even enter into your vocabulary.”
–  Vanessa Nesvig, PMA Director of Education to Tanja and me (via areyoureallymyfriend)
Dec 29th
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“It’s still difficult to understand that my father is dead. I’ve been...”
– Benjamin Cheever, The Man I Thought I Knew, 1988 Also: “Things just ain’t the same for gangstas; times are changin’, young niggas is agin’.” — Dr. Dre, The Watcher, Chronic 2001, 1999
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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captaintalia: ALEX I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS STOP BEING SO ANNOYING AND SEND ME SEXY MESSAGES  Annnnnnnnd how.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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doctordarling asked: <<<Also. I just read your info. Nice.
Dec 27th
doctordarling: my dad used to call me stinky wizzleteats and now he doesn’t call me at all Exactly.
Dec 27th
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"1,000 Followers! Thanks!"
I love when porn Tumblrs/blogs boast about high follower counts in a way that suggests showing pictures of naked people sucking and fucking each other has ever been a difficult way to draw attention.
Dec 27th
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Maybe it’s because I go outside once in a while, occasionally interact with human beings and have sex with real people, but I don’t give a fuck about your “new theme” and I will not “go on anon” and ask questions I am otherwise “too embarrassed” to ask.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Facebookian Anxiety harvests a particular sort of nervosa that can turn...”
– Me to Wolf Larsen regarding her anxieties about promoting herself too much on Facebook.
Dec 27th
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areyoureallymyfriend: Not unlike the time we took advantage of the First Friday Art Walk to go around and ask random people seemingly random questions about the nature of their Facebook relationships, we—taking advantage of Christmas Eve-Eve—went to the mall to ask random people seemingly random questions about the nature of their Facebook relationships. There were, of course, a few differences...
Dec 26th
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areyoureallymyfriend: Our night at the Cumberland Club may or may not have included ordering a number of jalapeno poppers grilled cheese sandwiches and bowls of french fries on a friend’s tab. WHAT? I really love jalapeno poppers. Lay off me; I’m starving.
Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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You're so cool.
Dec 23rd
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It's not you; it's the E talking.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“I am very cautious about Facebook because I think that Facebook is a...”
– Dusan Bjelic (of Portland, Maine) on the role of Facebook ‘friendship’ in revolutionary action, December 2, 2011 (via areyoureallymyfriend)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: Anna Kendrick, graduate of Deering High
Dec 21st
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L.M.L.Y.P.
Dec 20th
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In some professions, you've got to be particularly...
Dec 20th
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Never trust someone who opts out of having a decent stereo, books on their shelves and art on their walls.
Dec 17th
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Roadside convenience stores on busy routes never...
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I want to create a Tumblr where people can...
Dec 16th
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I love listening in on college freshmen girls [a. in a non-creepy way b. I am pretty sure these girls are that age.] They hang out in fours and they’re almost always exactly the same. There is the non-verbal one, the fun-loving, quirky one, the one who complains about everything (“There are totally no good pizza places anywhere. Ugh!”) I used to worry about my ‘Real World...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Everyone has problems; sometimes they get the best of us. Those of us who have somehow escaped that fate are likelier lucky than we are smart or strong. We point fingers to fool ourselves into believing this is not the case for the sake of living comfortably.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I mean, what kind of co-worker leaves a “King Size” Snickers bar on his desk when I’ve got to work a 13 hour day, disorienting me to the point that I’ve only remembered to eat once? The kind of co-worker who gets his fucking “King Size” Snickers bar snatched up real good, that’s who.
Dec 16th
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I miss you, Spalding Gray.
Dec 15th
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Wireless Network Names Stumbled Upon By Way of...
The Umbilical Cord Kitten Network Classy Chassie Punisher 2056  Carol Johnson Boobies AM Chewbacca Hindenberg PinkPalace getyourowninternet Clowns Portland Graffiti Yodanet LoL Poopy Pants Exhibit A ihatenickels gngbngfupa Ernswhorehouse gleesomethreesome Pen15_House_02  Don Henley’s Fire Crotch Fun Bags MEDIOCRE WIRELESS supercunts You look fat when you cry Lumpy_Bits...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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http://wolflarsen.tumblr.com/post/14178799181/dear-... →
wolflarsen: Dear Wolfpack, It’s out. OWOOOOOOOO. Here are the essentials.   It’s good.  In a soothing, warm hug of a way.  Take a listen.  
It is one hundred percent independent. A significant portion of proceeds are reinvested into the organization (and meme) called The Girl Effect.  The Wolfpack grew when I wasn’t looking.

 You guys are the tipping point.  

So,...
Dec 13th
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I’ve met a handful of women who have told me something to the effect of, “My husband has never given me an orgasm,” or “My ex husband never made me cum.” And I’m just like, HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH THIS? There are people out there who marry other people who don’t make them cum. They’re just like, well, okay, not this I guess. Other things, maybe? The other magical things that come with...
Dec 13th
Today I made a poster of myself holding a gun....
Dec 13th
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It's not a substitute for you, but it will do....
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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